yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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