new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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