You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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