Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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