omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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