why didn't you poke me back
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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