You surviving the open bar?
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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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