he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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