That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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