Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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