Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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