why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she peed on how many people?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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