she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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