My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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