: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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