I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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