a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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