He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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