Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sorry about my life...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
