i think i have herpe
just one?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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