You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
