it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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