Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm bleeding and have questions
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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