A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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