Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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