it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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