She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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