Define "chronic" masturbator.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
