sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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