Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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