He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
