absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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