Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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