The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
two words: eviction party
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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