who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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