We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
This baby is an asshole
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
