Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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