Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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