I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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