normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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