Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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