Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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