how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I AM VODKA MAN
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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