Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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