she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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