So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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