Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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