I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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