all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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