So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
