8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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