Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I am naked and annoyed.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
