No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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