I cockslap morals
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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